He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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