But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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