you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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