I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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