butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Randomize
