He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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