HIV tests are more positive than that guy
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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