How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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