I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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