i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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