He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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