I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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