Do you still have your period?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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