So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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