Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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