On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Less talking, more tequila
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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