You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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