you guys were way drunker than both of me
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
These tits shall not be calmed
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
