So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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