I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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