Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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