i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
He shit in the fireplace
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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