dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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