we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
i came on her dog
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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