So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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