I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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