We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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