Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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