But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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