Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
