i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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