So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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