New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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