I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
