I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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