**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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