You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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