Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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