walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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