At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Randomize
