Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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