You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
My nipple is on Facebook.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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