She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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