You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
She is in my trunk
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
