Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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