it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
