ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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