nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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