it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I have demons in me.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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