For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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